HAPPY HOLIDAYS

You know what....Screw THAT. Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah, and have a Swell Kwanza or whatever you say. Ok, I get Christmas. I get Chanukkah. Where the hell did Kwanza come from? According to a local website "Kwanzaa is a unique African American celebration with focus on the traditional African values of family, community responsibility, commerce, and self-improvement. Kwanzaa is neither political nor religious and despite some misconceptions, is not a substitute for Christmas. It is simply a time of reaffirming African-American people, their ancestors and culture. Kwanzaa, which means "first fruits of the harvest" in the African language Kiswahili, has gained tremendous acceptance." Call me crazy, but I smell BULLSHIT. Why does it occur on December 26? Why not June 2? August 12? May 15? These people that invented this are so full of shit. Tired of not getting enough attention? Get a real holiday and stop infringing on mine. Santa Claus died on the cross along with the Easter Bunny so they could have their own special day. Don't go and muddy the waters with your made-up horse shit.

'Tis the Season and all that Jazz

Not much going on due to the Silly Season. I mean, plenty going on, just nothing outside of the normal Christmas stuff. Got some funny material from a recent trip to Catholic Mass. (yes I am going straight to hell.)

The King Of All Media Has Left the Planet

Howard Stern ended his 20+ year career on terrestrial radio on 12-16-05. He is moving to Sirius Satellite Radio beginning 1-9-06. Gonna be interesting. F Jackie.  ¶ Wednesday, December 21, 2005