HAPPY HOLIDAYS

You know what....Screw THAT. Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah, and have a Swell Kwanza or whatever you say. Ok, I get Christmas. I get Chanukkah. Where the hell did Kwanza come from? According to a local website "Kwanzaa is a unique African American celebration with focus on the traditional African values of family, community responsibility, commerce, and self-improvement. Kwanzaa is neither political nor religious and despite some misconceptions, is not a substitute for Christmas. It is simply a time of reaffirming African-American people, their ancestors and culture. Kwanzaa, which means "first fruits of the harvest" in the African language Kiswahili, has gained tremendous acceptance." Call me crazy, but I smell BULLSHIT. Why does it occur on December 26? Why not June 2? August 12? May 15? These people that invented this are so full of shit. Tired of not getting enough attention? Get a real holiday and stop infringing on mine. Santa Claus died on the cross along with the Easter Bunny so they could have their own special day. Don't go and muddy the waters with your made-up horse shit.

'Tis the Season and all that Jazz

Not much going on due to the Silly Season. I mean, plenty going on, just nothing outside of the normal Christmas stuff. Got some funny material from a recent trip to Catholic Mass. (yes I am going straight to hell.)

The King Of All Media Has Left the Planet

Howard Stern ended his 20+ year career on terrestrial radio on 12-16-05. He is moving to Sirius Satellite Radio beginning 1-9-06. Gonna be interesting. F Jackie.  ¶ Wednesday, December 21, 2005 (0) comments

  Steelers Season in the Crapper

Well, they managed to piss away another win yesterday...Don't get me wrong, I love my Steelers, I always will. I am not a fair-weather fan but COME ON!!!! Bill Cowher was such a breath of fresh air when he came to the club but I am beginning to question his decision-making skills. We'll wait and see what happens.

Nicholas turns 14 (Dec. 3, 1991)
My boy turned 14 on Saturday! After dinner, cake and ice cream we headed to Starbucks for hot beverages and a good time. We topped that off by heading to the movies to watch "Aeon Flux". It was a good film and we had a blast!

Get Sirius...
My wife got me my Christmas present Friday. SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO. http://www.sirius.com Since Howard Stern is leaving old-fashioned radio in December and heading to satellite on 1-09-06 I wanted to move with him. I actually have found tons of good stuff on Satellite radio...I love it. YOU MUST GO NOW AND BUY....  ¶ Monday, December 05, 2005 (0) comments

  BAH HUMBUG!
Yippy skippy...another holiday is approaching. If I were any happier, I'd be miserable. I want to be 8 years old again. Who's with me? No bills, no stress, no unwated body hair. When I was 8 my biggest problem was whether to watch Scobby Doo or Looney Toons. God I miss those times. Back to Santa....what fun. All I want is SIRIUS Satellite radio. My morning entertainment (Howare Stern) is moving there in January and I want to move with him. Get more info at http://www.howardstern.com

SURVIVOR AND MORE ON TIVO
Again, if you dont have TIVO or some sort ot DVR already let me know so I can slap you...HARD. Due to the kids and wifey having tests (Religion, Psych Testing and Pysch Learning) today we spend the entire night studying. Which means all of our favorite shows went unwatched. Thank God for TIVO. We'll catch them this weekend.

TIVO OBSESSION AND QUANTUM LEAP
Remember Quantum Leap from the late 80's early 90's with Scott Bakula is on the sci-fi channel in re-runs. We all love it and tivo every episode. Go here for more info. http://www.scifi.com/quantum/ I need to buy these DVD's!

Enough from me for now...I have work to do.  ¶ Friday, December 02, 2005 (0) comments

  Get LOST
If you dont watch LOST, you should. If you watch LOST and dont TIVO it, you should. If you have not yet sent me $100, you should. Anyway.... LOST rocks! It is my Wednesday night obsession (next to naked bowling and plucking my unibrow, DONT ASK). Watch it, live it, love it. There will be a test next Thursday.  ¶ Thursday, December 01, 2005 (0) comments

  Recommended Listening
I might be redneck white trash but that does not automatically make me a country music fan. However, I do like some of it. Here are some good songs I recommend:

1. Cross to bear - Staind
2. Right Here - Staind
3. Schizonphrenic Conversations - Staind
4. Live Like You Were Dying - Tim McGraw
5. Nineteen Somethin' - Mark Wills
6. Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off - Joe Nichols
7. As Good As I Once Was - Toby Keith
8. Redneck Yacht Club - Craig Morgan
9. Faith of The Heart - Russell Watson
10. Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On - Neal McCoy

All good songs, in my opinion. If you don't like them, bite me.

  ¶ Thursday, December 01, 2005 (0) comments

  Tickling the FunnyBone
I had the good fortune of going to the FunnyBone on both Tuesday and Wednesday of this week. Tuesday night went well. Last night went...well...it went. I got stupid and pulled out about 95% new material and only about half of that hit. Live and learn I guess. Thanks to work, I actually had to leave early to take care of some business so I missed watching friends perform.  ¶ Thursday, December 01, 2005 (0) comments