Sean Currey - Closet Comic...
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
I AM TIRED OF THE GAS PRICES....!!!!!!!!!!!
How in the hell does some oil rigs off our gulf coast impact our national gas prices? If that is the case we should say "frito lays to you" to Saudi Arabia and get all of our oil from there and it might be cheaper once the storm passes.
Driving to work today, one local gas station was $2.49 for regular. Five miles down the road it was $2.77. Two hours later, the "cheap" station was $2.59.
What in the world would cause gas that was already in the ground to get more expensive?????
Someone is getting forked and it aint the gas stations or the oil companies! Watch, you aristrocrats with the SUV's and 5 ton Hummers will continue to buy it while working slobs like me get screwed with higher gas prices.
OMG this sucks.
How in the hell does some oil rigs off our gulf coast impact our national gas prices? If that is the case we should say "frito lays to you" to Saudi Arabia and get all of our oil from there and it might be cheaper once the storm passes.
Driving to work today, one local gas station was $2.49 for regular. Five miles down the road it was $2.77. Two hours later, the "cheap" station was $2.59.
What in the world would cause gas that was already in the ground to get more expensive?????
Someone is getting forked and it aint the gas stations or the oil companies! Watch, you aristrocrats with the SUV's and 5 ton Hummers will continue to buy it while working slobs like me get screwed with higher gas prices.
OMG this sucks.
Yes I know....that last post was in poor taste. But it was funny. I firmly believe that FUNNY is FUNNY. Anything can be funny if you look at it the right way.
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
God...I had so much FOT (Frollick Only Time)that I wanted to waste today! (grin) But I guess it's just not in the cards.
If anyone knows of an easy way to get cool ringtones on a Motorola 265, let me know.
If anyone knows of an easy way to get cool ringtones on a Motorola 265, let me know.
Now that you are all afraid of Fluffy....you can all bow down to the man, the myth, the multibillionaire...George Lucas. Thank you George!
Woah...I almost forgot to plug a great Comedy website. Chris Ciardi from the local Improv turned me on to this site (no comments you sick bologna!)and I found it very useful even you are just looking for local comedy clubs.
Comdey Cites
Comdey Cites
MAKE THE BAD MEN STOP!!! How can I possibly be expected to screw off when people keep bothering me with work stuff? I have no time for work.
NEW RULE - If my calendar is clear, then people should not be allowed to bother me. nuff said...
I keep getting these comedy bits that pop into my mind at the worst times. I try and keep them in my head but pretty soon people start honking and I have to get back to concentrating on my driving (hehehe).
I seriously need a system for documenting these little brain farts. I have access to a notepad and pen most of the time and also have a digital recorder but I cant have it with me all the time! ANY IDEAS ARE WELCOME!
NEW RULE - If my calendar is clear, then people should not be allowed to bother me. nuff said...
I keep getting these comedy bits that pop into my mind at the worst times. I try and keep them in my head but pretty soon people start honking and I have to get back to concentrating on my driving (hehehe).
I seriously need a system for documenting these little brain farts. I have access to a notepad and pen most of the time and also have a digital recorder but I cant have it with me all the time! ANY IDEAS ARE WELCOME!
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Well folks, it happened. I finally got la....oh wait...not THAT. That happened years ago (when I was 15 actually).
I finally, at my wife's urging, started my stand up comedy career. Well, its not really a career. A 6 week workshop and two open mics does not make a career. But it's a start. Most importantly, I killed both times ("killed" is show comic-speak for "did really well"). I cant wait to do more and most likely will be hitting the Funnybone in Pittsburgh every two weeks on Tuesday. I just went on last night so the next time I can go on will be in 13 days.
It's funny how everything good in my life starts with my wife. My current profession is because of her (not many wives would allow their husbands to be Giggolo's). And now she has encouraged me to do stand up. God I love her.
At this point, I dont really care where it goes, I just dont want it to stop. That is the great thing about comedy....even if I cant find a place to perform I can still do comedy. Every conversation is a chance to either get material or give material.
Wow, that was deep. I have real work to do. Check you homosapiens later.
I finally, at my wife's urging, started my stand up comedy career. Well, its not really a career. A 6 week workshop and two open mics does not make a career. But it's a start. Most importantly, I killed both times ("killed" is show comic-speak for "did really well"). I cant wait to do more and most likely will be hitting the Funnybone in Pittsburgh every two weeks on Tuesday. I just went on last night so the next time I can go on will be in 13 days.
It's funny how everything good in my life starts with my wife. My current profession is because of her (not many wives would allow their husbands to be Giggolo's). And now she has encouraged me to do stand up. God I love her.
At this point, I dont really care where it goes, I just dont want it to stop. That is the great thing about comedy....even if I cant find a place to perform I can still do comedy. Every conversation is a chance to either get material or give material.
Wow, that was deep. I have real work to do. Check you homosapiens later.
